I have been asked frequently of late just how to keep warm in the Motherland so I thought I would share with y'all some tips.
Firstly, it is not that cold (yet).
Secondly, eat lots of porridge and soup. Not hard to do here. Consume both in bed, wearing an oversized jumper.
Thirdly, find a nice man (mine is English) who will buy you leather gloves that are lined with cashmere from Peter Jones.
Oh and did I tell you about my hat?
Perfect.
Firstly, it is not that cold (yet).
Secondly, eat lots of porridge and soup. Not hard to do here. Consume both in bed, wearing an oversized jumper.
Thirdly, find a nice man (mine is English) who will buy you leather gloves that are lined with cashmere from Peter Jones.
Oh and did I tell you about my hat?
Perfect.
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