Hello chaps,
I thought I’d just tell you about some of the more amusing
things that have happened this week. Russia is a country full of cultural
surprises, which I personally find very amusing. I’ll also tell you about some
of the more stupid things I’ve been up to so that you can feel comforted that there
is someone out there who is a little more dopey than you!
Firstly, I think I’ll tell you about Russian television, as
it is an experience in itself. I’ve been watching a lot of TV as it’s a great
way to learn the language - my roommate, her boyfriend and his roommateand I often
sit in our room armed with dictionaries of an evening. Our favourite channel is called Perets
(pepper) and is, I guess, like E4 in the UK as it has programmes that resemble
Balls of Steel, Jackass and Rudetube. The programmes we’ve been watching
largely consist of videos of cats, fires, dogs and shocked Russian men who inadvertently
stumble across a nude woman in the street. Yes, you did just read that
correctly. My friend and former housemate Nikki would be immensely proud of my
trashy TV watching efforts.
Oh, and I’ve also
discovered the Russian equivalent to Jeremy Kyle on Rossiya 1 – it’s called “Pust
Govoryat” (Let’s talk) and the presenter looks a bit like Jonathan
Ross/Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen. Perfect for keeping up with the topical issues
affecting Russian society. Honestly. I think I have quite a filtered view of
Russian people from my teachers, as they are all fantastically articulate and
educated people with degrees of at least a Bachelor’s level. I want to know
about the other people in Russia who have different qualities of life. Perhaps I am not given an authentic view of this
stratum of society as television is a form of augmented reality at the best of
time, but it is as good an impression as I can access at this point in time.
Also on Rossiya 1, before Pust Govoryat, is “Davai
Pozhenitsya” (Let’s get married). It is a spectacular amalgamation of Big Fat
Gypsy Weddings, Blind Date and Loose Women – my hozeyka in Kazan last year
introduced me to it, she is a dedicated bolelschnitsa (fan) of it!
In the real world, there have been a few amusing things that
have happened this week. We all thought Russian showers were meant to be a
cold, pathetic dribble – until I stumbled upon an angry Russian woman in the
bathroom with whom I had a complaining session in Russian about how poor the
shower was. Angry Russian women, as my friend, who is half Russian will
tell you, are forces to be reckoned with. The shower has since been fixed.
It is a well established truth that the tap water in Russia
is undrinkable – at best it is a yellow colour that smells of old pipe
infrastructure. Being unaccustomed to this, my roommate and I thought it would
be an absolutely genius idea to fill a standard water bottle with hot water, so
that by the time came to drink it, it would be both cool and clean. GENIUS. The
problem came, however, when on contact with the hot water, the bottle
contracted, the label melted off and the whole room stank of molten plastic. I
think this deserves about fifty idiot points.
Beer in Russia has such a low alcohol content (comparative
to vodka) that it is drunk in the street as if it were coke. Indeed, the
builders fixing the pavement by the Winter Palace were drinking it as they
worked while I took my walk around town today. One such esteemed member of the civil
construction team decided that, upon finishing his chilled light alcoholic
beverage, it would be a great idea to throw away the bottle. In Russia, this
should be read as a glass bottle. On a pavement. Full of pedestrians. Not quite
sure what to make of this.
your adventures are amazing! :) xo
ReplyDeleteLovin' these anecdotes. Certainly more entertaining than Deutschland is for the most part! I also appreciated the mention. ;) xxx
ReplyDeletePlease go and see the wi-fi cats museum and post pictures. Guernsey doesn't have anything as good.
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ReplyDeleteI've just started reading your blog and I've decided that I should start from beginning. It was curiously for me when you've wrote that you thought that Russian people are educated.
I am form Poland and generally if Polish people think about Russian they see simple people, mainly from villages, drunk workers or old people who still adore Stalin.
Personally I think that Russians are not that bad :)
cześć Jean! Thank you very much for your comment! I find Russian people incredibly interesting - and I am particularly interested in other people's perceptions of them. We have a similar stereotype in the UK, but we also see them as chess masters - 2 extremes!
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